Our neighbors are really going over the top with decorations this year.
So Santa traded in the sleigh?
(Yes, Virginia, Santa is an elephant.)
SO, here's a poll, what's your opinion of these decorations?
A. Approve: Representative of typical Yankee Christmas cheer
B. Disapprove: Not American enough, where's the flags?
C. Disapprove: Not Christian enough, where's Jesus?
C. Disapprove: Not enough recognition of alternative faiths and/or atheism
D. Approve: Representative of the Suburban Absurd movement